According to worrying new research, scientists have discovered a strong new strain of fact-resistant humans that are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life.
The study, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans that are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.
”More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”
While scientists do not have a deep understanding of the mechanisms that prevent fact-resistant humans from absorbing facts, they theorize that the strain may have gained the ability to intercept and reject information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. “The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said.
While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.
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You need to clearly label this fictional satire – our society is getting so close to actually adopting this Orwellian mindset.
Very funny but unfortunately also very true 🤣
Yes, John O, I agree with you there!
But there’s plenty of people that believe the crap and not the actual proven facts…The flat earth lot for example…😂